Hello to all of you. My name is Matthias Andreas Glacian. I am a twenty-four-year-old male who has been gifted with devilishly good looks and a sharp wit and cursed with the fact that I am not a real person.
Yes, you read that right.
I hold the title of Muse for a young writer who goes by the alias of "Beast." If she lacks ideas, I chuck a handful of them at her face and tell her to stop slacking and write me into some stories. My latest idea I chucked at her was to start a blog for me. Because wouldn't it be amusing to read about the exploits of an imaginary person cursed to be stuck inside the head of a teenage girl? Much more amusing than reading about the teenage girl's daily life, in my opinion.
But I digress. It is a pleasure to meet you, all of you. This blog shall become a chronicle for all my adventures, mishaps, and most likely a lot of pictures of my super awesome good looks.
Sadly I must end there, as I need to calm down my authoress, who is currently threatening me with a frying pan for being a narcissist. Au revoir!
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